Tuesday, October 4th 2011.
Yesterday evening Jig Gonzales reported her boyfriend to the police for allegedly beating her because she didn’t want an abortion. Jig Gonzales and her American boyfriend Cletus Spuckler, were in Spain in September 2011, to visit relatives of Jig, and during their trip Jig became pregnant. Due to unknown circumstances, the couple decided to discuss the matter when they returned to the US.
Upon arrival to their house in Bayou Vista, Texas, the couple had a big argument about their new unborn baby, which ended up in Cletus beating Jig, leaving her with bruises, a black eye and a dislocated shoulder. Jig Gonzales claims that Cletus beat her without provocation, and only on the basis of the argument about abortion. Cletus however, stated this to the police; ‘’Ain’t no woman of mine, commin’ here tellin’ me what to do! When I says we gets the abortion, we gets it, ya hear! I already have five sons and two daughters with my divorced wife Brandine, I ain’t getting’ anymore, it’s too darn expensive ya hear!
Cletus Spuckler has been taken in to custody by the police, and been charged with assault and domestic disturbance.
Genre: Short Newspaper Article. Based on: Hills Like White Elephants by Ernest Hemmingway
That's funny (unless the reader is a redneck, I guess...)
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