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Monday, October 24, 2011

Michael Bay scripts for Transformers 1,2 & 3


To-day is more than meets the eye. Yesterday, it was
robots in disguise . And to-morrow morning, megatron meets his demise. But to-day,
To-day Optimus decides. Cybertron Glistened like the allspark between all of the neighboring planets, and to-day we stand in the shadow of Primus the wise.

This is the lower part of the elevator where Bumblebee cries. And this
Is the upper part of the elevator where Megatron resides, whose intent will be, to punch in the thighs. This is the exhaust went, from which guns will arise. Guns with which we will take Megatron by surprise!!!! Which in our case we have not got, which would be narjs.

This is the devastator, which is easily utilized,
With an easy flick it amplifies. And please do not try to terrorize. You can do it quite easy
just by the look in your angry-eyes. The Decepticons
Are evil and filled lies, never letting anyone see their devastator in disguise.

And this you can see is the Autobot energon-sword. The purpose of this
Is to cut open the Decepticons, hell-bent to pulverize. We can hack and slash the Decepticons down, like cutting through warm pumpkin pies: we call this to sterilize. But be aware Starscream lurks in the shadows, trying to hypnotize and antagonize: We call this to vaporize.

Today Optimus decides. Today we stand in the shadow of Primus the wise. Today in the lower part of the elevator Bumblebee cries. Today in the upper part of the elevator Megatron resides. Guns will take Megatron by surprise. This is the devastator which amplifies. The Decepticons are evil and filled with lies. The Autubot energon-sword cuts through Decepticons like cutting through warm pumpkin pies. Starscream antagonizes. We call this to vaporize.

Autobots roll out.

By Malte, Mikkel and Peter.

1 comment:

  1. Wow, that was nerdy (but exceptionally well-illustrated!)
    Task certainly accomplished...

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