Commerce!

O whence the day cometh where I shall go down to el supermercado.

I shall purchase the finest apricots and consume them under the prettiest apple tree.

Afterwards I shall put on my top hat taketh the penny-farthing down to the lake where I shall gawk at the ducks careening on their side, bottom’s in air.

I notice that the Ice Cream Parlor has now released their 83^rd flavor, linoleum.

I partake in the heavenly treat and gag VIOLENTLY!

The tasteth of linoleum needeth to gets washedeth out.

I spoteth the exquisite Burgeth Kingeth where the owner, Burger King, greeteth me with fries and shakes.

I acquire his delicious burgers and consume them like some Fenris coming to devour the world.

After the hardy meal I waddle down to the Sharper Image where I obtain several nonsense items useful only for a brief moment in the life of an ex heroin junkie somewhere in Tampa, Florida.

Yet I get a hold of a staggering amount of goods such as neck massager and a stress ball for ones buttocks.

I make off with my loot to my lavish estate, filled with cheap ass gold polish and also gold Polish.

Fin.

(A mixture of troubadour & hack.. mostly hack :( )