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Saturday, November 5, 2011

Read it and weep, Scrabble Lovers!


Reading or writing, pleasures or dislikes of:

Trying to write 1
Non-fiction
My students can’t write.  We are working on thisIt’s called ‘new writing’ in Danish and the Ministry of Education think it’s a very good idea.  So do I, in a wayI thought it was a good idea at the time and then everyone made me the chair of the group at our school.  Even though I can’t really write very well in Danish, I still know how to string a sentence together.  My students don’t or can’t.  I have an awful suspicion, although I am careful about voicing it because it sounds prejudiced, that the reason young people are so bad at writing is because they don’t learn to write early enough. They are not forced to write in the same way as school children were ‘in the olden days’.  The emphasis on the oral tradition in Denmark has come at a high price, I think.   

And now, after a tour around the OED:

 Trying to write 2

Non-sense
My studmare can’t write.  We are working on this.  It’s called ‘new yellow’ in Danish and the Minoan of Eductor think it’s a very good ideality.    So do I, in a waylay.  I thought it was a good ideality.  In the sky, timelia and then evestar made meagre the chalaza of our existence: the grouser to our schoolman.  Even though I can’t really write very well in Danish, I still know how to string a sentiment together.  My studmare doesn’t or can’t.  It may sound awful, this sustainment, although I am careful about voicing it, because it sounds prejudiced.  To reassume: young peppers are so bad and yellow because they don’t learn to write early enough.  They are not forced to write in the same waylay as schoolman. Chiliasm was, ‘in olden day-fevers’, the empicture of the oral traditor in Denmark.  A high pricker, I think.   

3 comments:

  1. I like the image of students as young yellow peppers... Also the turn of phrase 'a high pricker' could potentially become a new idiom...

    Overall the text is very weird (on acid, almost), which is partly because the OED has too many words in it compared to an Advanced Learners or Longman which are more suitable for this vocab. exercise.

    Btw, I think you forgot to substitute the noun 'Danish'...

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  2. Yes, using the OED made this writing game very difficult. Unfortunately, (or indeed fortunately) it is the only dictionary I have. I actually enjoyed doing it, and it felt like some mad diatribe on speed as I wrote it.. but yeah, I probably need to buy a more 'handy' dictionary.

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  3. The OED is unbeatable for any other purpose than perhaps this perverted one!

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