Abstract Notion: Written Art
If I were a philosopher, I'd most likely say something.. philosophical.
If I were an author, I'd probably start with "once upon a time" and end with "happily ever after."
If I were a king, I'd always hear the phrase "Your Majesty."
If I were a clown, I'd need professional quality make-up remover.
If I were an octopus, I would never need ink for my 8 pens.
If I were a yodeler, I'd have lost my voice quite some time ago.
If I were a rich man, I wouldn't have to work hard.
If I were a Audrey Hepburn, I'd tell the I didn't have a Funny Face.
If I were a starving college student, I'd probably have a cupboard full of Ramen noodles.
If I were a hack, I most likely wouldn't take this seriously.
