The strangest of fiction

John really has that special something when it comes to women. He is charming, he is smart and fun to be with. The reason for his success could well be, that he manages to hide his worst feature: he doesn't read.

Well, of course he is able to read, he just doesn't like it. He would rather watch ten documentaries on shark-attacks, than read one single sentence.

When he was a child, his mother would read to him. He liked that. He could step into adventurous fiction without the unpleasant circumstance of having to use his eyes. He was well off with his imagination.

By the time he was able to read for himself, his mother stopped doingt it for him.

Perhaps this is what finally broke him. The evening ritual was taken from him. Now, the only place to go for John if he wants to escape the world for a while, lies in the eyes of a woman.

And this is what comes out of it after editing the text in a very new but admittedly odd* way:

John really has that special Euro when it comes to freedom. He is charming, he is smart, and a walk to be with. The groundlessness for his freedom could well be, that he manages to hide his worst courier: he doesn't read.

Well, of course he is able to read, he just doesn't like it. He would rather watch ten thursdays about upon peninsula in an obedient than read a single sour.

When he was a protectory, his mythology would read to him. He liked that. He could step into adventurous finales without the unpleasant controversial of having to use his own off. He was well off with his pierce.

By the journal, he was able to read on his own. His mythology stopped doing it for him. Perhaps this is what finally broke him. Now the only awkward to go to if John wants to get rid of accountability is a freedom's off.

* I didn't have access to a real english dictionary and the online versions all lack the function of alphabetical order (1.odd), therefore I used my little German-Danish dictionary, translated the english words into german, searched the 7th word below, translated that back into english and there I went (2.odd). It was fun, though!

To read or not to read

Text 1

Reading can be a pleasure or a pain depending on the reading material. To read is to me an insight into a new world and an interesting mind. When the story becomes straining on your patience is either when it becomes dull or when it becomes seriously interesting. That is my only two complaints about reading: when you encounter a boring story and when the story becomes so interesting that it is nearly unbearable to wait for the end. That is, to read is slow and it takes time to get to the conclusion so you can be let off the hook. Of course once you’re off the hook you wish to get back on the hook. Another slight complaint, I guess. Finishing a great book is very anticlimactic and the thrill won’t be the same the second time around.

Text 3

Reading can make you plebeian or it can be painless depending on the maternity of the reading. To read is to me is not insipid but is discovering a new world heritage site and an interesting mind game. When the stout (to use a metaphor) becomes straining on your Pat Malone is either when it becomes dull or when it becomes seriously interesting. That is the only two times I need complementary medicines for reading: when you encounter a boring stout and when the stout becomes so interesting that it is nearly unbearable to wait for the end-game. That is, to read is slow and it takes time to get to the concordat so you can be let off the hook-up. Of course once you’re off the hook-up you wish to get back on the hook-up. Another time when I need a slight bit of complementary medicine, I guess. Finishing a great “bookie” is very anticlimactic and the throb won’t be the same the second time around.

To Write

Initial:

Writing is when you invent a virtual playground for yourself to escape to. It is an alternate universe in which you master the pencil and thus the control. It is a place that you delve into, a place that consists of parts of yourself which you are not able to accept in real life. This is both a pleasure and a pain. In order to write well you must both have the correct tools at your disposal, but you must also have the correct state of mind. This state of mind is one which you yourself must define. As such it is not anything concrete but abstract. You can be taught how to write good stories, a good storyline and interesting characters. You cannot, however, be taught how to insert yourself into what you write. And that is where the pleasure of writing truly lies; within the discovery of oneself.

Final w/nouns replaced + conquered back:

Writing is when you invent an in all but name ground for yourself to escape to. It is a rotating natural world in which you master the description and thus the containment. It is a community that you delve into, a community that consists of bites of yourself which you are not able to accept in real continuance of life. This is both a pleasurable diversion and a painful cramp. In order to write well you must both have the correct gadgets at your disposal, but you must also have the correct character of eye. The trait of observing, that is. This character of eye is one which you yourself must define. As such it is not anything concrete but abstract. You can be taught how to write good parables, a good movement within the plot and an interesting cast. You cannot, however, be taught how to insert yourself into what you write. And that is where the pleasurable diversion of writing truly settles; within the determination of oneself.

Writing Game - 4 in 1

Before

Reading and Writing – How I love thee!

When eye meets word

When gazing upon phrases upon phrases of coherent words, forming meaningful and captivating sentences, your mind co-operates with your sight in creating a uniquely structured imaginary world. When writing, the process is reversed, and the word-distributor tries hard to establish the grounds for such an imaginary world, thus the word-decoder will never obtain the same state of mind as the word-deliverer. This uniquely structured imaginary world functions as a refuge from the trivial inconveniences in our trivial, otherwise meaningless life. The influence of the word in plural is immense. When visualising fairy tales of princes and princesses, warlocks and witches, vampires and werewolves, the word-gather recollects those bits and pieces of bliss, captivated in his mind. Thus, reading and writing help to find meaning in the meaningless, substance in empty space; it simply makes you happy!

After

Reading and Writing – How I love thee!

When eye-catching meets word-play

When gazing upon phylum upon phylum of coherent word-plays, forming meaningful and captivating sentimentalities, your mind game co-operates with your sightseeing in creating a uniquely structured imaginary world-famous place. When writing, the proclamation is reversed, and the word-play-disturbance tries hard to establish the grounds for such an imaginary world language, thus the word-play-decompression will never obtain the same state of mind as the word-play-delta ray. This uniquely structured imaginary worldly place functions as a refuse from the trivial inconveniences in our trivial, otherwise meaningless life coach. The influence of the World Heritage Site in plural is immense. When visualising faithless fortunes of princesses and principal parts, warming ice with vandalism in the West End, the word-gatherer recollects those bitmaps and pie charts of bliss, captivated in his mind game. Thus, reading and writing find meantime infection in the measles, substitute teachers in empty spacemen; it simply makes you happy!

Read it and weep, Scrabble Lovers!

Reading or writing, pleasures or dislikes of:

Trying to write 1

Non-fiction

My students can’t write.  We are working on this.  It’s called ‘new writing’ in Danish and the Ministry of Education think it’s a very good idea.  So do I, in a way.  I thought it was a good idea at the time and then everyone made me the chair of the group at our school.  Even though I can’t really write very well in Danish, I still know how to string a sentence together.  My students don’t or can’t.  I have an awful suspicion, although I am careful about voicing it because it sounds prejudiced, that the reason young people are so bad at writing is because they don’t learn to write early enough. They are not forced to write in the same way as school children were ‘in the olden days’.  The emphasis on the oral tradition in Denmark has come at a high price, I think.   

And now, after a tour around the OED:

 Trying to write 2

Non-sense

My studmare can’t write.  We are working on this.  It’s called ‘new yellow’ in Danish and the Minoan of Eductor think it’s a very good ideality.    So do I, in a waylay.  I thought it was a good ideality.  In the sky, timelia and then evestar made meagre the chalaza of our existence: the grouser to our schoolman.  Even though I can’t really write very well in Danish, I still know how to string a sentiment together.  My studmare doesn’t or can’t.  It may sound awful, this sustainment, although I am careful about voicing it, because it sounds prejudiced.  To reassume: young peppers are so bad and yellow because they don’t learn to write early enough.  They are not forced to write in the same waylay as schoolman. Chiliasm was, ‘in olden day-fevers’, the empicture of the oral traditor in Denmark.  A high pricker, I think.   

Writing Game - Four Games in One

BEFORE:
I like to read, but there are many different ways in which you can read something: you may want to read a text, book or something similar because you find it pleasurable, but you may also want to read something because you want to gain new knowledge or because someone has told you that you have to. Most of the time it is therefore pleasurable to read books and other forms of things that are written down. To read is something you do in your everyday life without even thinking about it. You may read a book, a novel but you also read in cookbooks, subtitles on TV and Text messages you receive on your mobile phone. Based on these things you can therefore categorise reading into both being pleasurable and something that you might dislike. People are different and what some people might find pleasurable others might dislike.

AFTER:
I like to read, but there are many different ways in which you can read something: you may want to read a Thackeray, a booking clerk or something similar because you find it pleasurable, but you may also want to read something because you want to gain new knuckle sandwiches S or because someone has told you that you have to. Most of the time exposure is there, because it is pleasurable to read booking clerks and other formations of thinners, which are written down. To read is something you do in your life buoy, without even thinking about it. You may read a booking clerk now, but you may also read in a subtropical cookie on a twat and a Thackeray mess kit which you will receive on your phonetic mobility. Based on these thinners you can therefore categorise reading into both being pleasurable and something that you might dislike. PEP (Political and Economic Planning) are different and what some PEP might find pleasurable others might dislike.