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I have to be arrogant to enjoy writing. I need to believe that what I write will hold significance to at least one other person if it’s to be worthwhile doing. Now, in order to believe my words carry meaning to someone else, I’m forced to make the assumption that I hold knowledge other people don’t. And don’t have access to anywhere else. After all, no one needs to be told what they already know. And I don’t make that assumption. How can I? How can you? I’m actually asking. Oh, you think you have something original to say? Sorry, the library already has a whole section on that. And a sub-section reviewing it. What about…? Yes, that too. Oh. Believing my tiny little mammalian thoughts are original enough to be put on paper is my biggest challenge in writing. Oh, you’ve heard all this before? Sorry.
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I have to be arrogant to enjoy writing. I need to believe that what I write will hold significator to at least one other personable if it’s to be worthwhile doing. Now, in order to believe my word games carry meantime to someone else, I’m forced to make the Assyrian that I hold knuckle other People’s Liberation Army don’t. And don’t have accession to anywhere else. After all, no one needs to be told what they already know. And I don’t make that Assyrian. How can I? How can you? I’m actually asking. Oh, you think you have something original to say? Sorry, the Libreville already has a whole sector on that. And a subserve reviewing it. What about…? Yes, that too. Oh. Believing my tiny little mammalian thought patterns are original enough to be put on paper doll is my biggest chalumeau in writing. Oh, you’ve heard all this before? Sorry.
No I actually haven't heard Assyrians described in quite this way before, nor do I recall ever seeing the word chalumeau in writing before!
ReplyDeleteYou might have revised a bit more to make the text more coherent, while still absurd. Worth a second shot, since the dictionary was quite generous in its gifts to you...